Are you a guitar picker? Check out this new FART pedal!

Fellow basement guitar players will join me in fanboying over this new pedal that adds world-class “oomph” to your jam session:) An inventor named Steve Gadlin has come up with the piece of equipment every axe-slinger needs: A FART PEDAL.

And yes, it’s exactly what you think it is: A guitar pedal that makes fart noises. The bad news is, you can’t make farts to the tune of an actual song. The thing just makes fart noises instead of actual music.

In a nod to guitar nerds, there’s a switch for “wet” or “dry” which are well-known guitarist terms AND of course well known to fart fans as well. Also, Gadlin worked with an “award-winning sound design company” to develop custom flatulence that has been, quote, “tailored specifically for a guitar amplifier, and tuned for exceptional live or studio performance.” (???)

Wanna hear it “rip”? (i kill me) Check it out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stevegadlin/the-fart-pedal/description