Legend Or Loser – The Vegan Jogger

Joggers. Not quite good enough to run, but too good to be walkers. They always wear annoyingly bright outfits that serve no purpose. And, if you live in the same neighborhood as this vegan jogger, it gets worse!

Lmao people just can’t get enough of @bestofnextdoor‘s vegan runner! pic.twitter.com/hP0jjzpVwn

— Jenn Takahashi 🔜 #SXSW (@jenntakahashi) March 3, 2020

Yup, you heard that right. She is offended by the smell of the meat as she jogs through the hood, and she wants the only thing on the BBQ to be veggies. Maybe moving her jogging route would be a better way to get around this. Or maybe don’t jog at dinner time? Check out the full plea from the jogger below:

Meanwhile, in Berkeley… pic.twitter.com/pJSgVgcvIw

— Best of Nextdoor 🔜 #SXSW (@bestofnextdoor) February 29, 2020

But there has to be someone that is on the joggers side, right? Someone who hates having to smell what their neighbour is cooking. One of you must think she’s a legend….RIGHT?